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Part III of 939 Drawings: Charles Beneke, You Asked for It

Charles Beneke, You Asked for It

So, since I started this project, a few of you have decided to change up your profile pictures and/or make requests. You know who you are, Charles Beneke–Cedric Jones-Charlotte Eisel. And, Tim Dooley, I don’t even know what to say about your new pic. Wow.

Ahem. So this one is for you, Charles Beneke.

Charles Beneke, You Asked for It

First off, Charles Beneke (and I feel I must always state your full name), we know you are, like, totally handsome. You don’t have to rub our noses in it with your author dust-jacket photograph! Some of us have jobs to go to and can’t spend all day looking through your profile pics. And now that you are a full professor–congratulations, by the way–adjuncts all about the lands will want to collect your trading card.

So, here are some drawings for the future Charles Beneke Info-mercial.

Charles Beneke, You Asked for It

The Charles Beneke signature eyeball.

The Charles Beneke “no-o’clock” shadow.

The Charles Beneke Playhouse in Eggshell and Sky Blue.

Charles Beneke, You Asked for It

The source of all Charles Beneke’s knowledge and power.

Charles Beneke, You Asked for It

Magical Magnifying Lenses!

The Charles Beneke Diamond-hard chin with grinding action!

The Charles Beneke Deluxe Nostril.

The Limited Edition Eyebrow (only 2 available!)

Charles Beneke, You Asked for It

The Charles Beneke Custom Forehead. No ironing required!

The Beneke-check.

The Beneke-mop.

Beneke Super-Sonic Sound Receptor.

Charles Beneke, You Asked for It

Call Now! & We’ll upgrade your Charles Beneke to Full Professor!

The Charles Beneke Cheek. Pinchable!

The Charles Beneke Paint-by-# Paint Set.

The Actual Charles Beneke Mini portrait where I follow the rules and quit being a smart-ass.

Aside:

Thanks for being a good sport, Charles Beneke. You’re the sweetest mad scientist printmaker. Oh, and I guess your prints are pretty cool, too.

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Charles Beneke, You Asked for It

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